It has been reported to us that
a new animal dance is taking
the nation by storm.

No, it's not the "Stray Cat Strut".

No, it's not the "Fox Trot".

No, it's not "The Jitterbug".

No, it's not "The Worm".

It's not even the "Turkey Trot".

So what is it, you ask?

to found out ...