A few girlie giggles to help bring a smile to your day and remind you Women are Wonderful...

I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!
~Author Unknown

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
~Joseph Conrad

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
 ~Oscar Wilde

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
~ Bette Davis

As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything.
~Coco Chanel

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
~Marion Smith

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
~ Jennifer Unlimited

Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the heck happened.
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

My second favorite household chore
is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~ Erma Bombeck

Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Woman
He managed to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice,
even though there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to
a bunch of men who just didn't 'get' it.
Even when he was dead,
he had to get up because there
was more work to be done.

Remind all the women in YOUR life...
It's Fantastic to be a Female!