Upon recovery, the woman decided  to stay in the hospital
and have a face lift, Liposuction and a tummy tuck.
Since she had so much more time to live,
she figured she might as well look even nicer.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home,
she was hit and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
" I thought  you said I had another 40 years ?
Why didn't you pull me out of the path of  the ambulance?"

God replied, " Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize  you!"
Hehehehehe...